Post by fish#027 on May 22, 2004 6:58:35 GMT -6
Spring is upon Northern Hemisphere Voyeurwebbers big time, and the urge to spawn has never been stronger in men ..er ... [glow=red,2,300]salmon [/glow]... er ... [glow=green,2,300]sea creatures[/glow], according to [glow=red,2,300]Gail Rubin[/glow].
Rubin is a [glow=red,2,300]relationship expert (hmm...) [/glow]and the author of book that Eye mentions only because of the title: "[glow=red,2,300]A Girl's Pocket Guide To Trouser Trout[/glow]." Is that a great title or what!
Having not read the book, nor likely to, Eye relied on some snippets from a press release promoting the book, which is your basic "[glow=red,2,300]how-to-find-the-right-man[/glow]" guide for "Girl's" which, now that Eye looks at it, should be "Girls'," etc.
[glow=blue,2,300]Trout[/glow], she says, are the good guys that women want as a lasting partner, while slugs are couch potatoes; eels are "slippery smoothies" and crabs are just plain "unpleasant."
Eye certainly agrees with that last one, but Eye digresses.
Not every [glow=red,2,300]trout[/glow] is the same. Eye knew it!
"[glow=brown,2,300]Brook Trout[/glow]" are family-oriented men like Will Smith, according to Rubin, while "Brown Trout" are usually foreign guys like Pierce Brosnan who take a little longer to hook. "Golden Trout" are rich guys like Donald Trump, while "Rainbow Trout" like Bruce Willis are active sports fans.
Finally, [glow=red,2,300]"Sea Trout"[/glow] like Robin Williams are quick-witted and fond of off-color jokes.
This is all too [glow=green,2,300]fishy[/glow], Voyuerwebbers, not to mention silly. Eye is going to swim up the street to 'Igor's Lapdancer Sushi Bar', order the "sample everything" platter, a couple of bottles of sake and kick back. Let's see a trout do that!