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Post by hgwracnaa (Allan Anderson) on May 18, 2005 19:47:30 GMT -6
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hardfeelings,"
Theproctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyonehas a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Iused to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
Guys..justbecause you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
Somepeople just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody ButMe,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating Hisanimal friends.
Don'tlike my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can readthis...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegalto shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is toosmall and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'dLike To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2005 14:38:33 GMT -6
During the 1984 olimpics in los Angelus the most popular bumper sticker was "WELCOME TO LA! NOW GO HOME" ;D OH YEH!! I RODE MY BIKE for 10 miles following the tortch as it went through Burbank. they had some hot chicks running........ ;D
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Post by Starseed #020 on May 22, 2005 20:04:38 GMT -6
Best one ive seen!
Yes this is a truck and NO i will not move you!
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