Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2007 12:53:02 GMT -6
I FINALY GOT TO TALK TO MY OLD FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL YESTERDAY.
I SAW HIM 10 YEARS AGO AT OUR 25 REUNION AND WE HAD ABOUT A 2 HOUR CHAT ABOUT OUR LIVES AND WE GOT INTO THE SUBJECT OF NASCAR. HE IS NOT TOTALLY CRAZY ABOUT IT AS I AM AND HE SENT ME THIS EMAIL.
;D ;D ;D ;D
I GOT A REAL KICK OUT OF IT.LOL>A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he
>waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.
>
>The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait.
>And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you
>please."
>
>Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
>
>The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, Sir, what is your
>IQ?"
>
>The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
>
>The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar
>space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.
>
>The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would
>try a different tack.
>
>The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered,
>"Oh, about 100".
>
>So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
>Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
>
>The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.
>
>Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
>
>This time the man drawled out, "Uh.....'bout 50."
>
>The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
>
>"A-r-e
>
>y-o-u-r
>
>p-e-o-p-l-e
>
>g-o-i-n-g
>
>t-o
>
>n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
>
>H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
I SAW HIM 10 YEARS AGO AT OUR 25 REUNION AND WE HAD ABOUT A 2 HOUR CHAT ABOUT OUR LIVES AND WE GOT INTO THE SUBJECT OF NASCAR. HE IS NOT TOTALLY CRAZY ABOUT IT AS I AM AND HE SENT ME THIS EMAIL.
;D ;D ;D ;D
I GOT A REAL KICK OUT OF IT.LOL>A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he
>waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.
>
>The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait.
>And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you
>please."
>
>Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
>
>The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, Sir, what is your
>IQ?"
>
>The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
>
>The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar
>space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.
>
>The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would
>try a different tack.
>
>The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered,
>"Oh, about 100".
>
>So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
>Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
>
>The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.
>
>Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
>
>This time the man drawled out, "Uh.....'bout 50."
>
>The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
>
>"A-r-e
>
>y-o-u-r
>
>p-e-o-p-l-e
>
>g-o-i-n-g
>
>t-o
>
>n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
>
>H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"