Post by sbstnfrank #57 on Oct 4, 2007 21:15:18 GMT -6
An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.
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> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. ;
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> Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
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> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked,
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> "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
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> Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT."
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> It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way;
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> It's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
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> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
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> "And now you sir?" he asked the second man
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> "Hmm. Let me see. A BLINK!
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> It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.
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> A blink of an eye is the fastest thing I can think of."
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> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's very good."
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> He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
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> Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.
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> Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
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> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light, "he said.
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> Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed same question.
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> Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
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> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
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> "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already sheet in my pants."
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> Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Walmart near you!!
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>
> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. ;
>
> Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked,
>
> "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
>
> Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT."
>
> It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way;
>
> It's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
>
> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
>
> "And now you sir?" he asked the second man
>
> "Hmm. Let me see. A BLINK!
>
> It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.
>
> A blink of an eye is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's very good."
>
> He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
>
> Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.
>
> Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light, "he said.
>
> Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed same question.
>
> Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
>
> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
>
> "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already sheet in my pants."
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> Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Walmart near you!!