Post by HGW Ninja #85 on Feb 13, 2008 14:20:34 GMT -6
My Brother just sent me this and thought with the Daytona celebrations this week this would be good.
Drink Driving... THIS is absolutely brilliant!
Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
A true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a
routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late
in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes,
With the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and
Trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car,
which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the
indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now
started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled
the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of
the man's intoxication.
The police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
Drink Driving... THIS is absolutely brilliant!
Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
A true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a
routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late
in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes,
With the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and
Trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car,
which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the
indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now
started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled
the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of
the man's intoxication.
The police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".