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Post by MrNorm #62 on May 29, 2004 23:55:39 GMT -6
HOPE THIS HELPS!
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Post by bobbythebratt #66 on May 30, 2004 9:53:01 GMT -6
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by MrNorm #62 on May 30, 2004 13:21:49 GMT -6
Hey Bobby, whatch u laughing at?? Do you think I'm funny? Do you think I'm here to amuse you?? How'd you like to come home and find a horse head in your bed some day!!! BAN THE PUNK!
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Post by fish#027 on May 30, 2004 13:31:09 GMT -6
Thats the funny part. LOL
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2004 14:28:55 GMT -6
One tech. difaculty not everyone will understand . D: Games Pappy yada yada yada
for most it will be
C:/papy/nr2003/tracks or cars yada yada yada
;D
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Post by MrNorm #62 on May 30, 2004 19:52:49 GMT -6
If people don't even know the path to the game maybe they should sell their computer and go back to Tinker Toys. [glow=red,2,300]1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Enter or Return" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST Technical Support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag it was packaged in 3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system could not read the word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found the customer had labeled his disks and then rolled them in his typewriter to type the labels. [/glow]
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Post by MrNorm #62 on May 30, 2004 19:53:58 GMT -6
[glow=red,2,300]4. Another AST customer was asked to send in a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her floppies 5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and then was heard putting the phone down and slamming the door. 6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" button. 7. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so it was suggested he go to Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends" the customer replied. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks". 8. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling his tub with soap and water and soaked the keyboard for a day. Then removed it and washed each key individually. 9. A Dell Technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid". The tech had to explain that the computers "bad command" and "invalid" responses should not be taken personally. 10. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response was, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer mouse. 11. Another customer called Compaq Tech Support to say her brand new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pushed the power switch, she replied "what power switch?.[/glow]
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Post by Critofer on May 30, 2004 22:44:37 GMT -6
lmao MrNorm
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2004 12:01:25 GMT -6
ROFLMFAO
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2004 12:03:34 GMT -6
Some peeps need to do that then lol If people don't even know the path to the game maybe they should sell their computer and go back to Tinker Toys. [glow=red,2,300]1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Enter or Return" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST Technical Support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag it was packaged in 3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system could not read the word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found the customer had labeled his disks and then rolled them in his typewriter to type the labels. [/glow]
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Post by Smokestarter #3 on May 31, 2004 19:24:32 GMT -6
Laughing my az off at those posts... Real funny Norm... I want those boobie mouse pads.. LOL
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