Post by Rowddy #44 on Jun 30, 2013 7:22:54 GMT -6
A friend emailed me this and it did happen:
OK dude your gonna think this is made up but you just cant write this stuff:
First a little back story. One of my closest, longest friends (Steve) had the cool parents. They were school teachers. They smoked pot and tried to live a holistic lifestyle. Now Mike and Mary (not their real names) are in their early 80's for him and late 70's for her. And yes they still like to smoke pot and go the movies.
So this where the story starts: Steve was working 40 mis north when his brother in law called saying "Mike" was on they way to the hospital. Apparently, Mike had become unresponsive at the movie theatre. Dealing with Los Angeles traffic, Steve was asking for updates while he tried to get to the hospital. Twice the calls were that he was still out but the ER was doing the best they could. After about 20 minutes he gets a third call: "Don't worry we are the Claim Jumper restaurant across from the hospital" Steve of course is wondering what the hell happened.
He gets to the restaurant and he has dinner with his parents, sister and brother in law, and another really close friend. Nothing is discussed but his sister is busting with news but won't tell until they are away from the parents. And this is the conversation she overheard in the ER:
Mary:"We did smoke some pot before the movie but no more then usual. Oh yeah and the guy at the medical marijuana store gave us some hash and we smoked that too. 'We were pretty high but Mike was OK when we left home."
Doctor: "Well that shouldn't have made his blood pressure drop that much"
Then the sister hears her dad in a small weak voice"
"Do you think the Viagra I took could have made a difference?"
They said the hospital staff was still laughing when the kicked his ass out 10 minutes later
Moral: If you are 80, don't mix good pot, hash and Viagra without telling your wife. Mary was pissed off because it wasn't Sunday and he just wasted a happytime pill.
I actually did a spit take when I heard the punchline.
OK dude your gonna think this is made up but you just cant write this stuff:
First a little back story. One of my closest, longest friends (Steve) had the cool parents. They were school teachers. They smoked pot and tried to live a holistic lifestyle. Now Mike and Mary (not their real names) are in their early 80's for him and late 70's for her. And yes they still like to smoke pot and go the movies.
So this where the story starts: Steve was working 40 mis north when his brother in law called saying "Mike" was on they way to the hospital. Apparently, Mike had become unresponsive at the movie theatre. Dealing with Los Angeles traffic, Steve was asking for updates while he tried to get to the hospital. Twice the calls were that he was still out but the ER was doing the best they could. After about 20 minutes he gets a third call: "Don't worry we are the Claim Jumper restaurant across from the hospital" Steve of course is wondering what the hell happened.
He gets to the restaurant and he has dinner with his parents, sister and brother in law, and another really close friend. Nothing is discussed but his sister is busting with news but won't tell until they are away from the parents. And this is the conversation she overheard in the ER:
Mary:"We did smoke some pot before the movie but no more then usual. Oh yeah and the guy at the medical marijuana store gave us some hash and we smoked that too. 'We were pretty high but Mike was OK when we left home."
Doctor: "Well that shouldn't have made his blood pressure drop that much"
Then the sister hears her dad in a small weak voice"
"Do you think the Viagra I took could have made a difference?"
They said the hospital staff was still laughing when the kicked his ass out 10 minutes later
Moral: If you are 80, don't mix good pot, hash and Viagra without telling your wife. Mary was pissed off because it wasn't Sunday and he just wasted a happytime pill.
I actually did a spit take when I heard the punchline.